I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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