i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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