Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
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i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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