3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
