Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
