i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
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I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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