I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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