question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
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I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks