I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Im just a social blackout drinker.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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