I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
false alarm, still single
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