Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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