I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I touched a dick in church today
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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