whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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