Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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