After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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