Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
