She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
You almost got us killed.
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