THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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