I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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