big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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