Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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