Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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