Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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