so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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