At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Randomize
