I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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