hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
