I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
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I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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