i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
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Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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