fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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