guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
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