i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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