It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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