He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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