Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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