I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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