Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
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Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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