Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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