things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
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apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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