zippers are such a cool invention
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
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Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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