It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Randomize
