normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I know her cup size but not her name....
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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