Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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