I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
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Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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