I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
You left your underwear on the fireplace
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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