Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
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You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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