You work out of a Hotel?
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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