I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
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Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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