How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
