no you cant smoke seaweed
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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