I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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