He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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