You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
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