you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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