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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures

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  I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy

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  But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.

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• (831): View more from California

  just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted

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  HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA

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• (310): View more from California

  one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.

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