This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
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i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.