ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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