Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash