I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Come share oat with me in your robe
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck