i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
