can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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